166. Monsters Like Twins
What’s more blood curdling than one abnormally frightening child? Two of them, beckoning you to your doom in unison.
View Article183. Monsters Like Holiday Stew
Sweet smells permeate from the kitchen during December, like meaty aroma of Holiday Stew. Gryla the giantess has emerged from her home in the Icelandic mountains and has worked hard collecting all her...
View Article230. Monsters Like Pretending to be Your Kid’s Imaginary Friends
Why would we do this? First, we get lonely too. Ever since we died, not many people want to play with us. But your kids sure seem to enjoy our company. And second, we want to kill you.
View Article244. Monsters Like Being Good Parents
When you’re a parent, you devote all your energy to taking care of your baby. Your baby means the world to you. Never mind that you have no idea where it came from. Never mind that you didn’t really...
View Article295. Monsters Like Parenting
As our guidance monster used to tell us in monster school, “It’s easy to make a little monster, but it’s hard to be a parent.” Those words mean a lot, and so many growing boys and ghouls take parenting...
View Article307. Monsters Like Diversity
Because nothing is more diverse than being a chicken-bear-fish-monster.
View Article320. Monsters Like Forced Animal Labor
Every Who Down in Who-ville Was kind to their hound… But the Grinch, Who lived just North of Who-ville, Was never around! Whatever the reason, At night or all day, Poor Max sat home alone. The...
View Article344. Monsters Like Molding the Minds of Young Children
Most children dread being the new kid in school – and with great reason! The new kid gets picked on, made fun of, and is generally bullied until he is the hollow shell of his former self. But as much...
View Article419. Monsters Like Kidnapping Babies
The burdens of an entire kingdom sit upon your shoulders when you are the Goblin King. You try to indulge in your true interests, like complicated city planning, but small-time crises and squabble...
View Article421. Monsters Like Play Time
Research shows that nothing is more important to a young, developing mind than play time. And by our assessment, if a temporary play time is good for you, play time forever must be the best. The post...
View Article468. Monsters Like being Immortalized in Children’s Songs
Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one. The post 468. Monsters Like being Immortalized in Children’s Songs appeared...
View Article471. Monsters Like Celebratory Child Sacrifice [Holiday Edition]
The internet loves cats. You can’t shake a dead cat around the internet without running into another picture of a cat. But if you’re a child, you don’t want to encounter Iceland’s Yule Cat around...
View Article589. Monsters Like Borrowing the Bodies of Small Children
Their oversized heads. Their short little legs. Their delicate, chubby fingers. Their tiny little clothes with tiny little buttons. Children are just innocents, aren’t they? Blank slates not yet...
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